It folds out into a bed you know...

Tis a gift from God. It even fits in the boot of the car.

Behold the Eighth Wonder of the World

This page is dedicated to the greatest object ever built by man. A phenomenon of engineering genious. A marvel of the modern world. A testement to mans ability to make the impossible possible. Prepare yourselves for the greatest triumph in innovativness since the toilet seat. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...

                        

My couch.

Never has an arse been clad in such splender and beauty as this. Oh yes my friend. Tis a stoners greatest companion. Tis a wasters best chum. And believe me when I say - You've never sat in a couch quite like this...

unfortunately this harmless looking piece of furniture has, it seems, an uncontrolable desire to eat poeple. Many have fallen prey to this beast, having failed to avoid being swallowed up by its huge, gaping crack.