Useful facts: Although you wouldn't think it, Bill has an I.Q. of 154 and can fluently speak 7 languages. Unfortunately, he's normally so fuckin wasted he can't even spell his name...

Another useful fact: Teds favorite band is Metallica and he used to build his own choppers. Problem with that was....cats don't make good pilots. So he decided to turn to a life of crime...

Wild Stallions Rule

Welcome to the shrine. The shrine of Skudpuppetz two unofficial mascots...

He was Bill S. Preston Esquire...

The other? Ted Theodore Logan...

Together they are...

WILD STALLIONS!!!

This page shall chart the exploits of Bill...and Ted, two derranged phsycos TRAPPED in the bodies of domestic cats. They may seem cute and cuddly but don't let their charm full you, their as cold as ice and will suffocate you with cat hair the moment you least expect it....

                    

                  Bill                                        Ted

Unfortunately nothin much has happened thats worth typin about at the moment. Bill's just outta rehab and Ted'z out on parole having just done six months down the pound for numerous offences including vandalising litter trays, two counts of assult on a neighbours dog, carrying an offensive weapon, breach of the peace, joyriding, D.U.I. and shitting on the kitchen floor. Pics and exploits up soon... 

Other parties...

They call him 'Bullseye'. Quite a crack shot so im told. Da boyz fae Bridgeton have had many outtings with this elusive character. Not much is known about him. However the wee fuzzball has been spotted wandering down London Road carrying what can only be described as two large violin cases on numerous occasions. This picture was apparently taken 'doon his bit' after an afternoon of heavy drinking when the subject in question staggered to the window, peered out and promptly exclaimed, "see that dug?"

Ziggy John. The brawn of the operation. This guyz a fuckin nut house on legs. He once knocked fuck outta some Doberman for pissin on his lamp post. Not only that but he's also wanted for questioning over a tragic incident involving a house fire in Dunbarton. Ziggy is reported to have been on the run from a mental institution for several months and should be approached with caution. Actually, don't approach him at all. He'll probably rip yer leg off.

Lik yu Gude and Fly-Yung Fuk, aka the Demon Brotherz. A dangerous pair originally from the orient. These boys undertook 15 years of training and meditation under the guidence of the Shaolin Monks. Some say their possesed... Either way, these deadly ninjas are quicker than Jackie Chan being anally violated and are not to be messed with.

William 'King Billy' Reynolds.Wanted for drug smuggling, dealing, money laundering and fraud. The brains of the outfit. This dude has been on the run for years but remains the most elusive character of the whole bunch. He has multiple PHDs in mathematics, astro-physics, brain surgery, mechanical engineering and computer science to name a few. Although he has rarely been seen in public, someone matching his description was recently seen in Boots reportedly buying laxatives...