Famous Quotes
Ok. So heres where it gets a bit more bizarre. This is the quotes page, and although what follows won't make much sense to anyone but the band, i'm sure it'll be entertainin. Or whatever. Basically what happens is if someone comes out with a funny word, phrase, or a stupid accent, be it if they're a bit weird or simply just hammered, it kinda sticks. And you'll probably find a lot of them here. Unfortunately theres just so many that they won't all be included. All the best ones will be tho. (And if you want the whole back catalogue just read my, (the bassist), geetar...
CHUTNEY. The most famous. And best pronounced with a strong east-end Glasweigen accent. Chutney was spawned one night at a card game, (not literally like), when, while under the influence, everyone became possessed by Glasweigens and started to imitate them. 'Chutney' kinda slipped out and has become the bands most used quote.
As used in a sentence: pure chutney, mango chutney, pure mad rocket chutney, chutney ya dick, pure kackatronic chutney, chutney bollocks, etc.
KACKATRONIC. Derived from khaki clothing. Another Glasweigen-esque remark that was brought up coz me and the mighty Colette were wearing matchin khaki shirts. Wey!! It was a combination of khaki, which obviously brought to mind the Glasweigen word for shit, and the need to fuse it with fucked up transformers. (Robots in disguise) So it could be translated as 'transformer disguised in a shit-coloured shirt... Soundz weird when you break it down like that.
As used in a sentence: pure kackatronic, kackatronic chutney ya dick, kackalicious, kacktopia, kacktastic, mad kack-o-chutney, etc.
POUND NOTE. I have no idea. Jon was given a pound note as change and cree, (drummer with one arm), thought it was fuckin hilarious. He wasn't even high... No one else really understands but it just became a household phrase.
As used in a sentence: ya pound note, ya pure bag o pound notes, giez ma pound note ya dick, POUND NOTE!, etc.
SPHINCTOR BIT. To be pronouced with a strong, camp, and slightly retarded Arnie accent. Crees half-arsed attempt at a German/Austrian accent and this was his favorite word. Bless.
As used in a sentence: take a look at my sphinctor bit assshooolllle, are you trying to steal my sphinctor bit?, i will exterminate your sphintor bit, come and talk to me and i will show you my shiney sphinctor bit, etc.
NO MINCE. First thing that came into my head the other night. Um...something the drummer was talkin about and apparently it was mince... I took a dislikin to it, and hence NO MINCE!!! Seems to have stuck.
As used in a sentence: no mince, wheres the mince, you got my mince?, what mince?, that mince, hows your mince?, hows my mince?, too much mince, etc.
THATS PURE ANAL. From the now infamous card game that spawned CHUTNEY.
As used in a sentence: Thats pure anal. (weegie accent)
ALBINO. Another one from that card game...
As used in a sentence: pure albino chutney, albino chutney bollocks, pure albino rocket ring piece, have you seen ma shoes? Their pure albino, a pair a albinos, etc.
REAM CHEEZE. Spawned one evening in some weirdo chat room. I think some guy had some on his face... It's basically cheese thats been up your arse. mmmmmm
As used in a sentence: Pure ream cheeze, stop eatin the ream cheeze, is that ream cheeze on your face?, Do you like ream cheeze?, mmmm ream cheeze, etc.
DOOSH. This is one of Crees own weird-ass words. Apparently it's the universal sound effect for every thing thats ever happened...
As used in a sentence: DOOSH!!!
GRUSOME VEINS. Involved a lot of beer, some good weed and a couple of lazer pens. You know you can use them to see through your hands? Freaky dude...
As used in a sentence: Can you see my grusome veins?, that's grusome, iv'e got no grusome veins, i can see your grusome veins, where are those grusome veins, etc.
KEBAB. A new one from the almighty cree. He used it to insult someone comin outta the pub one night. (He was smashed...)
As used in a sentence: Hoi you ya kebab, your a fuckin kebab, ya fuckin kebab, etc.
MONK. Ah yes, the joys of random words... This was Chris's spur of the moment insult for some guy who tried to cut him up while drivin through Glasgow city centre.
As used in a sentence: Ya fuckin monk!!!
Other such phrases that don't really get much of a mention and are kinda like one-offs include:
tender meat, mad chicken arse, albino acids, kid korma, one arse, two arse, spam bag, spam man, synthesizerist, spinal flap, fudge flap, mysterious nerve, sphinctor beat, pimpin ma anus, poo fit, fish cake, spawn of thy anal, scombriod, you look like a fuckin salmon, scombriodal maggot, anal loob, heard about the joke?, reamo chocolate, shit foam, toss me over, shite hard, this is a hard shite man. It's on hard mode man. It's no givin up, that joke's like a premature ejaculation, take a shit on ma chest, take him to the side, choobaccas takin a dump..., he's takin a hard shit. Im waitin to get in there, this is a wild shit man. It's tryin to get back in, jalobby, super sloppy floppy jalobby sandwich, beef slab, chunky chicken, the native mother gambit, green and cheesy man, sylvester claypool and the tokyo regulars, the spouse monkies of east gweebo valley, etc...
All other phrases can be found on the bible that is - the bass quote catalogue. WARNING: Reading may cause irreversable damage to the lungs, kidney and liver, and participants may find themselves foaming at the mouth and rolling around uncontrollably on the floor in a puddle of their own urine. Or someone elses urine...
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